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Today’s Web Laureate Classic Insight into last Friday’s poem…

Yahoo: goodb(Y!)e

Woo

whimsical was once at the heart of the innovation of yahoo — the stuff of red plus blue.

Woo

no longer can the stuff be found — with the layoffs of the past — most likely coming back around.

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AA026656 there once was a company named yahoo.
a great directory there was for all of you
          but then neglect
          with leadership wrecked
bid 20% of their workforce adieu.

 

 

originally conceived January 22, 2008

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Today’s Web Laureate Classic Insight into last Thursday’s poem…

44.6B

once —

there once was a time when microsoft and yahoo working together was both exciting and controversial. the thought of it generated a ton of speculation online. and yahoo was / is in shambles, Terry Semel on Yahoo’s board, left.

— again

the proposed purchase price from steve balmer of microsoft to yahoo was $44.6B. an amount we never expect to see expressed between the twain again. with the future year’s earnings at the time, and since then, looking bleak, weak.

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happy_real[1] Four days since Terry left the board
Four more quarters – the future year, abhorred
Point by point, product by product –
transparent Steve offers an amount that only Microsoft can afford
6 new opinions for every two other –
transparentTo the blogosphere and media they poured
Billions of eyeballs, perhaps the sought prize –
transparentAnd the end of the day. Each one hoping to not be ignored.

originally conceived February 3, 2008

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Today’s Web Laureate Classic Insight into last Thursday’s poem…

Yahoo!, Superfluous

for A

foray into the debate over the then recently launched product by a company known better for the letter ‘Y’. yahoo launched a site supposed targeted to the woman and girl with topics decidedly ‘lady like’ and possibly as described superficially and befitting the most common of feminine stereotypes. a website targeting half the population, a website with no tech, no science, no sports, …

strained

as excessive as the pandering to the ‘typical’ woman so too the excessive, exclusive use of ‘S’ to convey the strained definition that was/is applied then/now

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Several seemingly say
She’s sexes so seem
Sought supplemental supplements,
Same similar sentiments.

So some surely salute,
Some several so spurn,
Suggestions — speakings …
Sex, silliness, style, stars.

Sine such stuff surely,
Suggestively studly…
Science, sports,
Software, stocks.

Clip Art Graphic of a Supplying stories,
Sets, stuck self-evident
So shows shiny,
Shiny Shine.

 

originally conceived March 31, 2008

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My librarian,
Yes, all’s mine,
Sitting over there,
Reading, definitely wise.

My librarian,
Who helps me,
Finding — I need found,
Showing, just what I seek.

My librarian,
A wave – I shout “Yahoo!
Hearkens to days of past,
Organized, structured too.

My librarian,
Clearly, new around here,
Finding and sharing each,
Dulcinea, my sweet love, I beg, I do beseech.

My librarian,
Yes, all’s mine,
Sitting over there,
Reading, definitely wise.

My librarian,
Who helps me,
Finding — I need found,
Showing, just what I seek.

My librarian,
A wave – I shout "Yahoo!"
Hearkens to days of past,
Organized, structured too.

My librarian,
Clearly, new around here,
Finding and sharing each,
Dulcinea, my sweet love, I beg, I do beseech.

Several seemingly say
She’s sexes so seem
Sought supplemental supplements,
Same similar sentiments.

So some surely salute,
Some several so spurn,
Suggestions — speakings …
Sex, silliness, style, stars.

Sine such stuff surely,
Suggestively studly…
Science, sports,
Software, stocks.

Supplying stories,
Sets, stuck self-evident
So shows shiny,
Shiny Shine.

Four days since Terry left the board
Four more quarters – the future year, abhorred
Point by point, product by product —
Steve offers an amount that only Microsoft can afford
6 new opinions for every two other —
To the blogosphere and media they poured
Billions of eyeballs, perhaps the sought prize —
And the end of the day… Each one hoping to not be ignored.